I've been tagged by Faith!

AWESOME PEOPLE I WANNA MEET:
1) God, but not too soon eh?
2) My future husband... one day... maybe?
3) Everyone back in Malaysia *sob!*
4) Bill Gates, for financial advice y'know...
5) Paris Hilton, because I think that would be entertaining and just to see if she's really like that in real life.

THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT:
1) Food
2) Water
3) My computer
4) My internet connection
5) The TV

I WISH I COULD:
1) stop procastinating
2) finish my portfolio
3) speak/read Japanese
4) learn to programme with every scripting language in the world (such a nerd >.<)
5) do backflips

I WANT:
1) to get my driver's license
2) to get a new ISP
3) a Nokia N93
4) to own a decent movie/game production company
5) to see everyone in heaven one day

SONGS THAT I THINK ARE AWESOME:
1) Lifehouse: Everything
2) Everclear: Wonderful
3) Lifehouse: Blind
4) Switchfoot: Dare you to move
5) John Mayer: No such thing

HOW I SEE MYSELF IN 10 YEARS:
1) Married (and dare I say it?) with kids >.<
2) Housewife, eep! With loads of shares for a multi-billion dollar company
3) Hopefully thinner lol
4) Who am I kidding? I'll still be fat
5) Hopefully much more mature and disciplined or my kids/spouse will suffer.

RANDOM FACTS:
1) I poop big poo.
2) I still play computer and video games.
3) My biggest fear is cockroaches.
4) I have a one track mind.
5) While I never actually liked barbie and stuff, I love soft toys and name every single one I get. When I was younger, I even claimed some of my sister's as mine. Mwahaha.

MISCONCEPTIONS:
1) I am somewhere between 17 and 20 years old.
2) I'm younger than my sister.
3) I'm the youngest in my family.
4) I eat everything.
5) I like scary movies.

I TAG:
1) Everyone
2) who
3) visits
4) my
5) blog!

Hello hello!

Yes I haven't been around for like the past ten thousand years but I have something so stupidly funny and superbly disgusting I simply must share!

This happened just five minutes ago. If you're eating/drinking or doing anything that certain disgusting stories might make you throw up, now is the time to stop.

Anyway...!! Here goes!

So I was taking a poop (hence the title being 'the poop story' xD) Ask anyone in my family and they will tell you that my poo is usually damn smelly and damn huge thanks to the fact that I don't poop everyday. Come to think of it, my lack of intake of veges might have something to do with it but never mind... Sometimes, my poop is so damn huge it doesn't even flush down the first time. Ahahaha. My sister gives me loads of shit about it. Kinda makes me amused most of the time when that happens.

Anyways, I pooped. Not just one piece of poo but two or three (can't remember). And then I flushed. Since my sister always give me havoc when I accidentally leave one floating around, I stayed back a while to make sure it goes down. Unfortunately for me, it didn't. So I sighed and press the flush button again.

...

It still didn't go down. What the?! I took a closer look (not pleasant, I tell ya) and noticed that it wasn't just one huge as piece of poo that was stuck, there were two. And the reason why the couldn't go down was cos both of them were kinda jamming the hole. It was around this time when I thought, 'Crap! What was I supposed to do?' So I tried flushing again... and again... and again. No use. It was blocked. Damn poop! Then a brilliant idea hit me. I chucked some toilet paper in and used the toilet bowl brush to kinda move the poop hoping it will unstick. It did not. Eww. Hmm.. What next? If only I had an ice cream stick... Then maybe I can cut the poops into smaller pieces...

Aha! I had satay sticks somewhere. So I scurried into the kitchen and found the satay sticks. Then something else caught my eye- disposable chopsticks! Praise the Lord! I grabbed those and returned to the toilet bowl.

The next part was simple. Using the chopsticks, I picked one piece of poop up and placed it away from the other piece of poop in the toilet bowl so it won't jam the hole. Then I flushed and yay, everything went down, except for the brownish yellow stains they left behind. Yuck. I cleaned them up with the toilet bowl brush and here I am, typing this delightful entry for all to see :)

Then again, no one comes to my blog anymore. Sigh. This I think, is one of the best entries I've ever written in my blog before. What a waste. Lol!

I checked the toilet bowl again and nothing's there! Phew! Such hard work just to answer nature's call. I'll be cooking dinner tonight! Yay!

...I'm graduating!

Just went last minute shopping to buy something I could wear. Meh. Why did they ban jeans? That's just so sad. *Sigh*. Dresscode was formal. It's not like anyone can really see what you're wearing underneath the huge black gown anyways.

Our trencher colour is gold. Remind me of my gown in CIMP. Looks like I'm going to be graduating in black and gold for the second time in my life. :D

I contemplating to drive to graduation. The problem's the jam and parking. Oh and the fact that I'm not exactly licensed as well and people tend to drive like crap in the city. Guess I'd be bussing... with the gown... trencher... cap... cameras... I should bring a haversack or something.

But yeah I'm getting a little more excited than I was in the last few days I guess. I mean, it's finally like there. Time to get it over and done with you know :D Got dinner plans tomorrow too! Buffet! Mmmm...

Just so y'all know, I have a job!

Yep, I screw for a living!

I screw hundreds a day.

Only downside is the early start at 7am. >.<

And yeah, screwing does get boring after a while :(

I reckon I'm getting rather good at it though.

I can screw really quickly now. On my first day it took me a while to get it in >.<

*Sigh* the joys of working on an assembly line.

...

I'm going to sleep now.

Something really disgusting happened just now.

I was enjoying my very delectable pasta carbonara when not one, not two, but THREE flies suddenly just dropped into my bowl. OUT OF NOWHERE!!! I had to throw the rest away. Luckily I ate most of it earlier.

Maybe it was God's way of telling me to stop eating. Gah.